Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
Since the Night Vale school board refused to build a wheelchair ramp for Janice, Steve convinced Carlos to build her a spider-like robotic version of a wheelchair (imagine the spider robot from wild Wild West, only smaller, sleeker, and way less stupid) which can use the stairs and maneuver tight spaces with ease. Carlos went a little overboard, and made it so it could also walk on walls and ceilings, as well as some other perks that Janice hasn’t figured out yet.
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*