huffingtonpost:

The Best Of Twitter’s #MuslimApologies

If you believe what what some (at best misinformed, at worst bigoted) people say, Muslims have a lot to answer for.

For more #MuslimApologies go here.

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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Anonymous said: Dancing Groot. Because why not.

givenclarity:

you weren’t specific so

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

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dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

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nightvalecommunityfanon:

Since the Night Vale school board refused to build a wheelchair ramp for Janice, Steve convinced Carlos to build her a spider-like robotic version of a wheelchair (imagine the spider robot from wild Wild West, only smaller, sleeker, and way less stupid) which can use the stairs and maneuver tight spaces with ease. Carlos went a little overboard, and made it so it could also walk on walls and ceilings, as well as some other perks that Janice hasn’t figured out yet.

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Since the Night Vale school board refused to build a wheelchair ramp for Janice, Steve convinced Carlos to build her a spider-like robotic version of a wheelchair (imagine the spider robot from wild Wild West, only smaller, sleeker, and way less stupid) which can use the stairs and maneuver tight spaces with ease. Carlos went a little overboard, and made it so it could also walk on walls and ceilings, as well as some other perks that Janice hasn’t figured out yet.

when-it-rains-it-snows:

kick his ass baby i got yo flower

I did warn you that I wasn’t done with the belt buckle

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i want renner lunges in EVERY MOVIE

i want renner lunges in EVERY MOVIE

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doctaspoopy:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*
PATRIARCHY

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thingsfortwwings:

[Image: Baby Groot in his pot, headphones on either side of it, dancing. Caption: “We are Groot!”]
zee-art-fart:

So I watched Guardians of the Galaxy. Everyone, including me, fell in love with Baby Dancing Groot.
To be sold as mini print at Animangaki!

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: Baby Groot in his pot, headphones on either side of it, dancing. Caption: “We are Groot!”]

zee-art-fart:

So I watched Guardians of the Galaxy. Everyone, including me, fell in love with Baby Dancing Groot.

To be sold as mini print at Animangaki!

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