ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

(Source: constructionpaperandtears, via doodledinmypants)

jumpingjacktrash:

erato-tia-tuatha:

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

Manknitting a brosweater

pfffff ok i’m a male knitter and i’m laughing my ass off
jesus i hope the book is deliberate tongue-in-cheek self-mockery because the last thing we need is to bring dumb macho shit into the crafting world

jumpingjacktrash:

erato-tia-tuatha:

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

Manknitting a brosweater

pfffff ok i’m a male knitter and i’m laughing my ass off

jesus i hope the book is deliberate tongue-in-cheek self-mockery because the last thing we need is to bring dumb macho shit into the crafting world

(via uniquepersonality)

imaginehanniballecter:

halloween-cannibals:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter chillin in the center of a giant blanket burrito.

image

season 3, episode 1

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 52.

(via geothebio)

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

(via uniquepersonality)

“Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.””

don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy, via uniquepersonality)

albinwonderland:

sunspotpony:

shugarskull:

thisisemobuddy:

juliaofthepnw:

Whatever.

Go forth elven prince of the mountains

He must be a half elf because Elves can’t grow beards

Gimli and Legolas’s true son.

bless everything about this post

albinwonderland:

sunspotpony:

shugarskull:

thisisemobuddy:

juliaofthepnw:

Whatever.

Go forth elven prince of the mountains

He must be a half elf because Elves can’t grow beards

Gimli and Legolas’s true son.

bless everything about this post

(Source: shewhoisbored, via uniquepersonality)

thesylverlining:

agrownupgeekgirl:

Deer god by Sedeptra

this makes me feel very comforted and i need that tonight

thesylverlining:

agrownupgeekgirl:

Deer god by Sedeptra

this makes me feel very comforted and i need that tonight

(via actual-ironman-tonystark)

thisonebluebox:

dryboneswithoutyou:

Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.

Man, I hope my voice doesn’t sound as bad as my handwriting looks, that would just be depressing

(via actual-ironman-tonystark)

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

(via actual-ironman-tonystark)