nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
a-bagel: There should just be a game show for Hannibal characters called ⭐FOOD OR PEOPLE⭐ and you have to eat something and guess. But if its people and you guess right you still lose because CONGRATS YOU’RE A CANNIBAL.
ponderism: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Why is Alice Eve in her underwear, gratuitously and unnecessarily, without any...– ACTUAL quote from Damon Lindelof, writer of Star Trek Into Darkness. When asked about Benedict Cumberbatch’s shirtless scene (which was apparently scripted at some point but then got cut), he wrote: “As for the shirtless scene… we scripted it, but I don’t think it ever got shot. You know why?...
sherlockian-rhapsody: gallifreyansquid: thegirlincendio: What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
awesomephilia: everyday-awkward: I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Ariel: Full Fathom Five Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are...– Full Fathom Five, from The Tempest Shakespeare (via words-in-lines)
rnedia: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
oldmanravenwood: remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry(the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
Worst feelings in the world
sheenathehyena: datekougyous: Failing a test you studied really hard for Getting replaced in a friendship Getting ignored Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled Having to fight back tears in front of people Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else Goodbyes Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply That...
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist
g0ne-blotto: since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
Clark Gregg is an actor so talented even I couldn’t kill him [so] I built...– - Joss Whedon at the ABC Upfront (via fuckyeahjosswhedon)
i-em-ironman: bowtied: nyeeh: Books are sort of like the TARDIS. Their content exceeds their mass. And they take us to worlds and times we’ve never dreamed of seeing. That was beautiful.
lavvyan: Special Guest Edition: The Hawkeye... →
elenilote: newsmary: thehawkeyeinitiative: I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork. My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done;…